Wednesday, May 18, 2005

For the Empire!

Darth Vader, ladies and gentlemen:

I was having my morning tea when the new girl came through to tell me the Emperor commanded my presence at the palace.

"Is your breakfast quite satisfactory, Lord Vader?" she asked.

It was not, but we shall let her next of kin worry about that.

Glory be.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know if she had been sitting on his face for breakfast he may have reconsidered his pleasure over his meal. haha

Eat first. Kill later.

2:41 PM  
Blogger razorsmile said...

What face?

Kill. Kill some more.

7:09 PM  

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