Hannibal might know, but he doesn't remember because he's a self-absorbed misantrhopic hedonist who's had his attention diverted by multiple karaoke hosting shifts and a great first date with a tasty new victim.
How can one be misanthropic as well as have a great first date? lol Shouldn't you be hating everyone equally. chicks included; oops, or guys depending on your gender and/or preference. [no offense intended there]
And as for, what curiousity did to the cat, I am aware of that... because I am the beast that brings it back... \insert evil grin and snicker\
Cyn said: "How can one be misanthropic as well as have a great first date? lol"
That's easy. I lied to her. I mean vigorous, sweat-of-your-brow lying. She thinks I'm this sweet, thoughtful guy. The poor, deluded fool!
Cyn: "Shouldn't you be hating everyone equally. chicks included; oops, or guys depending on your gender and/or preference. [no offense intended there]"
Oh I do hate them all. I hate her too. OTOH, I want to sleep with her, so that requires a certain amount of ... creative storytelling. So there that all is.
Cyn: "And as for, what curiousity did to the cat, I am aware of that... because I am the beast that brings it back... \insert evil grin and snicker\ I still want to know! ugh!"
Hope that your curiosity is sated.
Nakedness always beats blogging -- it's why I was offline for more than 20 hours today, and I have a huge grin on my face right now.
I am whatever I say I am when I say I ... you know what? Let's eschew the usual pseudo-clever wankery and just get down to the bone.
Who am I? I am Chinedum Ofoegbu: intelligent being, neophiliac, would-be web presence, future writer and all-round cool guy.
Why am I here? Why are you here?
>8^)
Alright, alright, the current mission statement is to establish a digital beachhead, a personal signal minus noise zone. If you’re looking for misanthropy, profanity and general hatery, by all means go to my livejournal blog. Here, you will only run into my best foot. Content includes fiction I’m working on, fiction reviews, links you might find interesting and general thoughts on our collective lunge into the future.
Why Variable Gravitas Content? Ah, that is for a certain segment of my hopefully soon-to-be-existent audience. They know who they are.
To conclude, this blog is the ongoing process of me. You’re all invited.
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OK - that is just weird. Sure, we don't 'know' you, but wtf?
Why no posts til Sunday? Why can only Hannibal know, huh huh huh???
You know what curiosity did to the cat, yes? :p
As for weird, that's like a natural law of the internet or something ... >8^D
Hannibal might know, but he doesn't remember because he's a self-absorbed misantrhopic hedonist who's had his attention diverted by multiple karaoke hosting shifts and a great first date with a tasty new victim.
How can one be misanthropic as well as have a great first date? lol
Shouldn't you be hating everyone equally. chicks included; oops, or guys depending on your gender and/or preference. [no offense intended there]
And as for, what curiousity did to the cat, I am aware of that... because I am the beast that brings it back...
\insert evil grin and snicker\
I still want to know! ugh!
Pretty much the same as hannibal, interestingly enough.
Tasty victim etc.
*Glee*
Cyn said:
"How can one be misanthropic as well as have a great first date? lol"
That's easy. I lied to her. I mean vigorous, sweat-of-your-brow lying. She thinks I'm this sweet, thoughtful guy. The poor, deluded fool!
Cyn:
"Shouldn't you be hating everyone equally. chicks included; oops, or guys depending on your gender and/or preference. [no offense intended there]"
Oh I do hate them all. I hate her too. OTOH, I want to sleep with her, so that requires a certain amount of ... creative storytelling. So there that all is.
Cyn:
"And as for, what curiousity did to the cat, I am aware of that... because I am the beast that brings it back...
\insert evil grin and snicker\ I still want to know! ugh!"
Hope that your curiosity is sated.
Nakedness always beats blogging -- it's why I was offline for more than 20 hours today, and I have a huge grin on my face right now.
"Nakedness always beats blogging -- it's why I was offline for more than 20 hours today, and I have a huge grin on my face right now. "
I think I'll make this my email sig.
GD it, some people have all the friggin luck -
signed,
your fellow Misanthropist...
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