Bwahahahahahaha ... Ugh? No, just Bwahahahahahaha ...

Whitley Streiber (whoever e may be):

A huge floating reef made up of millions of disposed condoms has been discovered in the mid Pacific. The condom mass is two miles long, up to sixty feet deep, and in places so tightly compressed that a small plane could be landed on it ...

If this doesn't cause the invention of nano-dissassemblers, I don't know what will.